Funny thing happened

I was working in my yard today cleaning up after the big wind storm and cutting back some bushes when I found a pair of brass knuckles. I appears someone threw them in my bushes as they were going by on the road. I called the police to report them since there was a riot and stabbing behind my house a couple months ago and thought maybe these were related in someway. 2 cops cars showed up in about 20 minutes and parked in front of my house for a half hour or so. I know I'm going to be the talk of the town now.